I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
(via havoicc)
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pikapetey:

I surprisingly see this a lot, especially in fandoms.  I figured I’d make an official list of rules.  We wouldn’t want any dis-respecting going on. 

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shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

(Reblogged from mindwhispers)

lolzpicx:

We live in a world full of deception.

(Source: megustamemes)

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rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: heterosaxual)

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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

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an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said

  • if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.
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